What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 12:49

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Sure no problem officer.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
After a few moments he returns.
{RING} {RING}
Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Yes sir it is.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
HELLO